I come to you today to inform you of the non-perks on perkiness. Have you ever wondered what those perky people are on? They seem so “high” all of the time! Walking around with their heads in the clouds; spreading their perkiness to the crowds.
What on Earth or not on Earth makes them this way? Were they born with perky genes? Were people like me born without the necessary genes to be perkiful? This greatly befuddles me!
Perkiness is the number one cause of annoyance in the world today. They don’t even seem to care! They just bounce around like they don’t have a care in the world. News flash, life isn’t a “cheesecake” walk ya know!!!
Is it really possible to be that way all of the time? If someone smashes their finger in a door do they say “Praise God, it’s a beautiful day”? I would think the answer to all of these questions is a resounding “No”.
Perkiness is like the plague, sweeping our world. You can run but you can’t hide. The perks WILL find you!!!