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Livin on coffee and stale doughnutsWhile travelin’ the open roadMy truck broke down in LouisianaAnd I had to have it towed I cried and cried into my coffeeThere was no one I could callMy girlfriend said it was overBecause she saw her ex at the mall Ooooh life just ain’t that easyFor a poor boy… Continue reading The Breakdown

I was bored one day while old Ned was out huntin’. I couldn’t find nothin’ on that there TV. I looked over at the card table and said, what the heck, I might as well turn that thing on and give it a try. It took about five minutes to get ready, so I went… Continue reading Tech Knowledgy

The other day I was lisnin’ to the country music station and they done told us to call in and we could win us some concert tickets. Well, I ain’t never been to no concert before so I called and lo’ and behold, I won the dern things. I was so excited that I done… Continue reading Moshed Taters 

The other day ole Ned an’ me had our first run in with drugs. Junior told us that it’d clear our minds after the stress of the computer demon.  I knowed it was wrong, but I gave into the temptation anyhow. Junior done told us to start off with something light. He said weed would… Continue reading It’s High Time We Done Got Stoned

Let me tell ya, I ain’t too keen on them fancy eatin’ places.  They just ain’t my cuppa tea.  Them places cost an arm and a leg and we only git enough to feed our big toe, so I’m told, but ole Ned said we was goin’ because it was our annie versary. We done… Continue reading From Grubs To Grandeur 

The other day ole’ Ned an’ me was in the big city and we walked into that thare fancy coffee drinkin’ place; starmucks or starbunks. Ahh, I cain’t renember for the lifa me what that darned place is called. Anyway, it done smelled like a coffee bean exploded up muh nose or sumthin’. Now, I… Continue reading Coffee Ain’t My Cuppa Tea

Last night we was watchin’ our progrims on tha Teevee an’ durin’ tha break, I saw thar was gonna be a gatherin’ down in Louavull. They called it a fair or somethin’ and said they was gonna have a rifle. We ain’t never been to no fair before so I thunk it was a good… Continue reading A Rifle Won is a Rifle Earned

For an extreme introvert, it is hard to go in public; sometimes even leaving the house is a struggle. It is like everything just seems surreal. You walk through stores, church, et cetera trying not to make contact with anyone. If you do, you immediately want to crawl in a hole and hide. So, life… Continue reading Introverted

My mind is a wasteland at least my family thinks it is, because I see the world around me a little differently than most people do and no one understands that. They think I am crazy. Five years ago today they brought me to this God forsaken place. Henry, my husband, had passed away a… Continue reading Uncertain Reality

I often wonder how I got to this place. How I become this cold-hearted cynical ogress who can only see the bad in people, in life. I look in the mirror and a stranger appears before me. She mocks everything I was, everything I once stood for. I used to smile a lot. There was… Continue reading The Woman I Used To Be