Livin on coffee and stale doughnutsWhile travelin’ the open roadMy truck broke down in LouisianaAnd I had to have it towed I cried and cried into my coffeeThere was no one I could callMy girlfriend said it was overBecause she saw her ex at the mall Ooooh life just...
I was bored one day while old Ned was out huntin’. I couldn’t find nothin’ on that there TV. I looked over at the card table and said, what the heck, I might as well turn that thing on and give it a try. It took about five minutes to get ready, so I went out and had a...
The other day I was lisnin’ to the country music station and they done told us to call in and we could win us some concert tickets. Well, I ain’t never been to no concert before so I called and lo’ and behold, I won the dern things. I was so excited that I done...
The other day ole Ned an’ me had our first run in with drugs. Junior told us that it’d clear our minds after the stress of the computer demon. I knowed it was wrong, but I gave into the temptation anyhow.Junior done told us to start off with something...
