Coffee Ain’t My Cuppa Tea

The other day ole’ Ned an’ me was in the big city and we walked into that thare fancy coffee drinkin’ place; starmucks or starbunks. Ahh, I cain’t renember for the lifa me what that darned place is called. Anyway, it done smelled like a coffee bean exploded up muh...

A Rifle Won is a Rifle Earned

Last night we was watchin’ our progrims on tha Teevee an’ durin’ tha break, I saw thar was gonna be a gatherin’ down in Louavull. They called it a fair or somethin’ and said they was gonna have a rifle. We ain’t never been to no fair before so I thunk it was a good...

Introverted

For an extreme introvert, it is hard to go in public; sometimes even leaving the house is a struggle. It is like everything just seems surreal. You walk through stores, church, et cetera trying not to make contact with anyone. If you do, you immediately want to crawl...

Uncertain Reality

My mind is a wasteland at least my family thinks it is, because I see the world around me a little differently than most people do and no one understands that. They think I am crazy. Five years ago today they brought me to this God forsaken place. Henry, my husband,...

The Woman I Used To Be

I often wonder how I got to this place. How I become this cold-hearted cynical ogress who can only see the bad in people, in life. I look in the mirror and a stranger appears before me. She mocks everything I was, everything I once stood for.I used to smile a lot....

The Voices From Uranus

The other day I was walking down the street and I began to hear this noise coming from my south end. Well, it didn’t sound like gas or anything so I became extremely curious. As to not draw attention to myself, I went into the restroom at the nearest truck stop. To my...